The remainder of this thrilling and eventful story will NOT be found in this or any other publication, either now or at any future time.

The truth is, I have got my hero (or heroine) into such a particularly close place that I do not see how I am ever going to get him (or her) out of it again, and therefore I will wash my hands of the whole business, and leave that person to get out the best way that offers--or else stay there.  I thought it was going to be easy enough to straighten out that little difficulty, but it looks different now.

(With apologies to Mark Twain)

(With apologies to Noise)